Sunday, June 28, 2009

I am outraged!

Dr. Todd Bennett, M.D., here. I've recently been informed that some of the documentary footage has been lost! If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself, right?

Anyway, I'll be personally searching for this lost footage, and I will find the culprit responsible for this egregious act. Until that time, you will have to survive without some of the footage as I continue to ensure the releases of subsequent episodes.

-T.B., M.D.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

My First Post

Hello World!

So, Kamoa told me about this blog, and although he was not so excited about it, I am very delighted about this great opportunity to tell our story! I've been trying to find something great to write for my first post. Here it goes.

I'm sure you've already read the short bios that we submitted to the documentary crew, so you know a bit about me. We here at Longwood University, or as we like to call it, Zombie University, have suffered a lot of hardships. But we've worked through our troubles. We're really just normal people, who just happen to be zombies. We lead-

Oh, got to go. Battlestar Galactica is on!

Paul Fortynbras

Monday, June 8, 2009


I've been forced by Dr. Bennett to keep my end of the bargain and do another post. Bam! Done.

Catch you on le flip side,
Ka-mo'a Money

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

This is Dr. Todd Bennett, MD.
I recently started a program in which students of Longwood university could participate in paid science research studies conducted by yours truly. Kamoa was supposed to post twice on the blog, on two separate Sundays, in order to see how many people were interested in Longwood's situation.

He followed 0 of the instructions. I don't think I got my money's worth. It would be nice to have some help - not that I don't have the situation under control here. Even non-medical professionals know that there are only 24 hours in a day...

-T.B., M.D.